the nearest i ever went to having sex with a girl

well...since i have shared with u all some of my worst kept secrets,its time to share one more secret.i was talking with this hot girl {in my dreams}for nearly a week now.....then i had a dream catcher near my bed.........and i must tell you ,the dream catcher was really effective...i saw her daily in dreams.so one day i gathered all my courage.....and watched meg ryan's "COURAGE UNDER FIRE"...brought four chlor mints{i couldnt gift that to the girl.......nor the shopkeeper would refund it..........OH GOD love is so costly}.this is our conversation:



i:do you know about "SAPIR -WHORF HYPOTHESIS"

She:'whats that'

i:'its a theory that the language you speak has an important effect on the way you think'

she:'so......what'

i:'can you speak the language of a dog'

she:'no'

i:'it means you dont think like a dog'

she:'yeah .......so'

i:'we both speak the same language.......english....it means we both think in the same way'

she:'so'

i:'people who think in the same way should live together'

she:'oh my god.....i should have been home one hour earlier.bye'

AND WHEN SHE WAS TURNING I ACCIDENTLY TOUCHED HER HAND. AND THUS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I TOUCHED A GIRL.