Friday, November 9, 2007

some more one-liners

the list continues:
*"the similarity between you and nokia batteries is that both are hot."
and even the iron rod with which she tried to kill me was hot.

*"life is not a bed of roses but with u in bed even thorns are great"
i neither got the roses nor the bed but the thorns

*"if i were tom and you were jerry i would chase you all day and we both would be naked"
her brother chased me and tore my clothes.

*and now the only one liner which was successful to some extent:
"I LOVE YOU"
That has been said 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000's of times.what do girls find in this line?

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