These one-liners are written by me{may be thats why they met disastraous consequences}.just like W.W.E cumes with a warning"NEVER TRY THIS AT HOME"........my warnings to u all:"NEVER SAY THESE BEFORE A GIRL"
SOME of these one liners are:
*if'2' would mean"i",'0'would mean"love",and'7' would mean"you"then this year '2007'means "i double love you"
the girl on whom i used this great ol seemed to be weak at maths.at least i didnt said i love double girls...or2 girls.
*'if you become topless traffic will stop.why dont you be a traffic inspector'
that girl was searching 4 a job.the employer turned her away and in her turn she kicked me away.
*"if you were sperm cells.........i will never have sex with u.coz i am afraid to lose you"
that girl never had sex with me.
*"had you been a bird i would be the worlds greatest ORNITHOLOGIST"
I EVEN GIFTED THE GIRL oxfords dictionary to know the meaning of ornitholigist
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